Dear Karl,
We are a bit dissapointed that you did not invite us to your Diet Coke launch party. Well, no. A ‘bit’ is an understatement. We are VERY dissapointed. (FYI: it’s the three of us that should have been sitting on that chair promoting your favorite drink instead of Coco Rocha, Jeneil Williams and Heidi Mount). So now you’ll have to send us trays of free Diet Coke to make it up with us. We’ll show you how stylish it looks in our fridge. And then you’ll have no choice but to invite us to every show, party, launch, presentation etc. that are yet to come.
Best,
The Digitalistas